Random Story Generator?

[Sunny]

HELL YES. idk if this is really a game but I guess it could be. Like, if other people felt so inclined to make one and post it. Just use any story generator or whatever, a quick google search should find one.
ANYWAY!!! I was bored and so I decided to be a derp and do this. I just filled in some boxes with words (and was lazy for the metaphor part OTL ) and this happened. Note to future self, do not do this again when supposed to be sleeping. I had to stop myself from laughing so hard. im serious guys I nearly died holy crap. Also guys, don't read this. Just dont. It is such fail.

The Adventure Of The Jaberwocky

John and Karkat were out for a sparkly Valentine's walk on an awkward turtle. As they went, Karkat rested his hand on John's foot. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so little, John was filled with rainbow dread.

"Do you suppose it's alien here?" he asked unusually.

"You red silly," Karkat said, tickling John with his pumpkin. "It's completely stegosaurus like."

Just then, a glowing jaberwocky leapt out from behind a cake and crashed Karkat in the horn. "Aaargh!" Karkat screamed. 

Things looked kawaii. But John, although he was awesome, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a movie and, like a billion somethings doing some stuff and whatever I'm tired shutup, beat the jaberwocky deafeningly until it ran off. "That will teach you to crash innocent people."

Then he clasped Karkat close. Karkat was bleeding interestingly. "My darling," John said, and pressed his lips to Karkat's eye.

"I love you," Karkat said stupidly, and expired in John's arms.

John never loved again. 






You can move this topic if you like. Also, sorry for putting you through that if you actually read it. If not, good for you. It is absolute crap.

SUNBUN AWAYYYY!!!

[Sunny]

yeah, the results can get pretty... interesting... XD

[toothless11]

Once upon a time there was a young boy named T11. T11 was 13 years old and lived in Tacoland, Tacolandis. While walking home from school one day, a Blue Taconian jumped out from behind a rotten Taco and tackled T11 to the ground. But just when he was about to let out a scream for help, T11 realized that the Blue Taconian was only licking his face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, T11 decided to keep the Blue Taconian as a pet. And on the way home he decided to name his pet Blue Taconian ''Fred the Taco guy.'' When T11 and his new pet finally got home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was T11's mother, Taca. And boy was she surprised to see a Blue Taconian following T11 into the yard! ''What in world is that?'' shouted Taca. ''It's a Blue Taconian,'' answered T11. ''Dah, I can see that, T11, but what on earth is it doing here?'' said Taca. ''It's my new pet!'' answered T11. ''Oh you think so do you?'' remarked Taca. ''I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates Blue Taconians. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home.'' And with that T11 grabbed Fred the Taco guy by the scruff of the neck and led his new pet into the house--even though he knew his father was probably going to dissaprove. Once in the house, T11 and Fred the Taco guy played and played, that is until T11's favorite television show, ''Adventures with teh Taco,'' started. At that point T11 forgot all about Fred the Taco guy having an unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through ''Adventures with teh Taco,'' when T11 was brought back to reality when he heard his father shout, ''WTF!! T11! Get your in the the taco room...NOW!!'' With that T11 rushed into the the taco room to see what all the fuss was about. When he entered the the taco room, there stood his father, Toco, pointing toward the Taco pillow. ''Will someone please explain that?'' asked his father. Then, as T11 followed his father's finger to where it was pointing, he instantly knew what his father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of the Taco pillow, was the biggest pile of Taconian doo-doo he had ever seen! ''I don't EVEN want to know how that got there,'' said Toco. ''But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!'' Well, knowing his father as well as he did, T11 knew there was no sense even asking his father if he could keep Fred the Taco guy for a pet. So without hesitation, T11 set out to find where Fred the Taco guy was hiding. After a few minutes of looking, T11 discovered Fred the Taco guy crouched beneath the table that T11 did his taco eating on. ''Come on, Fred the Taco guy, it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the Taco pillow!'' scolded T11. ''Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet Taconian!! And with that T11 led Fred the Taco guy out of the house and down to the local Taco store. They had a pet section and T11 knew the owner would find Fred the Taco guy a good home. So after saying good-bye to Fred the Taco guy, and thanking the owner of Taco store, T11 walked backed home and attempted to dround his sorrows by eating half dozen tacos. But T11's pitty party came to an abrupt end when his father reminded him about the mess he had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, T11 suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on. The End.

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I dont even know...

[Sunny]

Ahaha OMG! That is friken hilarious!

[toothless11]

Everything taco FTW

[Sunny]

hell yeah!

[Sunny]

What search terms are you using? I googled 'fanfic generator' or 'story generator' or something like that an there were plenty. I'll see if I can find one for you if you still can't find anything.