Quote Parodies

[Welcome]

Ok, so I got this idea from the 9 forum but I really think it's a good one! So what you do is get a quote from another movie and give it to the characters of HTTYD. Or, alternatively, you can use quotes from books, plays, musicals, or even real life! For example:

MOVIE - HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME
Astrid: And maybe Stoick's wrong about the both of us.
Tuffnut: *hiding with Ruff. and Fishlegs* What'd she say?
Ruffnut: Stoick's nose is long and he wears a dress.
Tuffnut: *to Fishlegs* Hah! Told ya! Pay up!
Fishlegs: *grumbles, passing Tuffnut a gold coin*
Tuffnut: Chump.

MUSICAL - ROCKIN' ROBIN (our school's musical for this year)
Snotlout: We can't keep the hangman waiting!
Tuffnut: Yeah, he just hates hangin' around!
Snotlout: Shutup.

REAL LIFE - MY FRIEND AND MY TEACHER
Gobber: Now, there are many different views on what is violent. Is this violent? *lightly slaps Ruffnut*
Ruffnut: ...Yes?
Astrid: *laughing quietly*

Have fun!

[angel624]

...first thing I could think of. ^^;

DRAGON TALES:
Zippleback head #1: I just wish for once I wasn't stuck together with you!
Zippleback head #2: Really? Well, I...DOUBLE WISH IT!
Zippleback head #1: Well...well I...well I DOUBLE DOUBLE WISH IT!

lol fail. ^^;

[Toothless]

AVATAR
Stoick: The Sky People [make that: dragons] have sent us a message... that they can take whatever they want. That no one can stop them. Well, we will send them a message. That this... this is our land!

[angel624]

...would a quote from a song count?

CliK ClaK

Hiccup:
Wake up in the mornin', feel my mind is laggin'
I open up the door, oh crap, there's a dragon!
Before I leave, grab my canon and some metal balls
Ready? Aim! Set! FIRE! Watch that Night fury fall.

Oh hey, but
Nobody will believe (leave)
They're always lookin' down on me (me)
Go find that dragon, maybe then they'll see (see)

Gonna kill this dragon caught by me (me)
Ah, screw it, I'll just set him free (free)
He didn't kill me, but I'm feeling tip...seeeeee....

Don't stop
Even though dragons gonna blow it up
Tonight
I will fly, till we see the sunlight
Click clack
Go the shields, cuz I still gotta kill them oh
NoOOooOOo oh!
NoOOooOOo oh!
Don't stop
Toothless
Is my dragon, my best friend in the world
Astrid
Hofferson is the most beautiful girl
Click clack
go the teeth of that huge Red Death oh
NoOOooOOo oh!
NoOOooOOo oh!

(Yeah, that's all I got. ^^

[Welcome]

LOL, that's fine!!

[Stormy]

That got me laughing. xDD

BOLT
Snotlout: (When faced with the Monstrous Nightmare) Ring ring. Who is it? Destiny. I've been expecting your call.
-
Tuffnut: *gasp* Steak! That weakens me!
Hiccup: ...*grabs steak* Ah hah! Now let me go, or I'm gonna wound you. I'll seriously wound you with this...steak!


AVATAR: LAST AIRBENDER
Hiccup: GIANT DRAGON! Let's see if it's friendly! Friendly dragon!
-
Hiccup: *gasp* How did you know I had a dragon? *points at Toothless* IT WAS YOU! YOU RATTED ME OUT!
Astrid: ...Hiccup, I was there.
Hiccup: Oh yeah...

ROAD TO EL DORADO
Hiccup: ...Well don't blame me-
Astrid: I BLAME you. -__-
-
Ruffnut: No.
Tuffnut: But-
Ruffnut: Stay. Right. There. Don't move. Don't even breathe.
Tuffnut: For *three* days?
Ruffnut: Exactly.

[Death Sock]

Snotlout: Fishlegs...
Fishlegs: Yeah?
Snotlout: Let's go to this drive-thru.
(Motor Sounds)
Fishlegs: Oh good, I'm starvin'.
Drive-thru guy: (mumbles)
Snotlout: Yeah, um...ah
Drive-thru guy: May I have your order?
Snotlout: Yeah, hold on a second, I'm lookin' at the menu
Drive-thru guy: Okay
Snotlout: ...Ah, l-
Drive-thru guy: Would you like special curly fries?
Snotlout: Please, don't, don't offer me anything... I'll tell you what I want. Um...ok...you know how you have the six-piece nuggets?
Drive-thru guys: Six piece mcnuggets.
Snotlout: Just, uh, can you give me just four nuggets? I'm, I'm tryin'to...
Drive thru-guy: They come in six or twelve piece...do you want service?
Snotlout: Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them away. I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing. I'm tryin to watch my calorie intake.
Drive-thru guy: They come in six or twelve pieces sir...
Snotlout: Put two of them up your *ss, and give me four chicken mcnuggets. And then, uh, I'll have a junior western bacon chee. A JUNIOR western bacon chee. I'm trying to watch my figure.
Drive-thru guy: Western Bacon Cheeseburger...
Snotlout: A JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee...
Drive-thru guy: Would you like that with onions?
Snotlout: No onions.
Drive-thru guy: Okay, Junior Bacon Chee...Total is $6.57
Snotlout: Okay, and I'm gonna go with a fillet of fish sandwich, since that has less calories, 'cuz it's fish.
Drive-thru guy: Fillet of Fish...
Snotlout: Now if you could take a Coca-Cola, and just go half Coca-Cola, half Diet Coke...'cuz I'm tryin to watch my figure...Tryin to loose some of the weight.
Drive-thru guy: You want half Coca-Cola, half...
Snotlout: Um, and a SMALL, a *SMALL* Chocolate Shake. Because I'm tryin to watch my figure, not a large, a small.
Drive-thru guy: It come's in medium-small or medium-large.
Snotlout: Um...
Drive-thru guy: Small Chocolate Shake.
Snotlout: Also a small seasoned-curlies
Drive-thru guy: Seasoned-curlies...
Snotlout: Small, seasoned-curlies.
Drive-thru guy: Okay I got the small seasoned-curlies...western bacon cheeseburger...
Snotlout: Okay, uh...F*ck my *ss, what else? Give me, uh...alright. Cherries Jubilee and that's it.
Drive-thru guy: Cherries Jubilee.
Snotlout: Wait, Fishlegs, what do you want?
Fishlegs: Ah...Jeez, let me have a...I think I want the regular, uh, western bacon-cheeseburger, Large shake, um...
Snotlout: Oh God! Come on with the order.
Fishlegs: I'm...
Snotlout: Take forever.
Fishlegs: That's all I want. That's all I want...
Snotlout: Good. How much is that sir?
Drive-thru guy: That'll be, uh, $14.75. At the window please, will you drive up?
Snotlout: Do you have any money?
Fishlegs: Oh shoot, um, oh god. Yeah, I got...do you have s...I got like...
Snotlout: Give it to me.
Fishlegs: Alright, here.
Snotlout: Okay, we only have, uh...alright. I'm gonna need to cancel the last two things on the order.
Fishlegs: Wha...
Snotlout: Okay, thank you, let's go.
(Motor Sounds)

[fishnut369]

Astrid: *walks in on hiccup trying to detach his harness thingy from toothless' saddle* ...What's going on here?
Hiccup: Alright, let's face it. This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing.