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Post by Ditto the Devious on Apr 1, 2010 18:25:46 GMT -5
Like...
"There is a saying: yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the "present."
:3 Go nuts.
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Post by angel624 on Apr 1, 2010 19:22:35 GMT -5
"Let's all have sex with prostitutes! That seems like a good idea!" ~my sci fi literature professor
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Welcome
Caught Dragon
Is that a breast hat?
Oh noes! Bob's losing control!
Posts: 196
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Post by Welcome on Apr 2, 2010 5:39:35 GMT -5
Hmmm... what was it that my dad told me today...?
"Your gums are flapping, but all you're doing is boring me."
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Mothy
Caught Dragon
*purrrrrr...*
Posts: 180
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Post by Mothy on Apr 2, 2010 17:48:50 GMT -5
Found this in a book when I was younger... "You should be kind to everyone you meet, for you never know who might be an angel in disguise."
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Post by CJ the Slightly Unhinged on Apr 2, 2010 19:47:54 GMT -5
From a high school English teacher. She censored it, but the original rings true.
"My mother told me never to accept rides from strange men, and to always remember that all men are strange as hell."
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xtuffnutx
Viking
The World's Most Deadly Weapon
"Yet I feel my heart is acheing"
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Post by xtuffnutx on Apr 2, 2010 20:18:06 GMT -5
This was in the art room;
" God gave us one mouth and two ears so lets listen twice as much as we talk."
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Annadesu
Viking
Hiccup's Burp
*punch* That's for scaring me!
Posts: 88
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Post by Annadesu on Apr 3, 2010 19:20:07 GMT -5
"The meaning of life is to live. Now shut up and drink your Gatorade." ~ My friend Greg
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Mothy
Caught Dragon
*purrrrrr...*
Posts: 180
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Post by Mothy on Apr 3, 2010 19:31:58 GMT -5
From one of my favorite songs of all time. "Though hope is frail, it's hard to kill."
From my high school Lit. teacher: "Never say you love a food, or a toy, or a game. Love is a special word. Save it for something that can actually love you in return."
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Post by Stormy on Apr 3, 2010 23:01:17 GMT -5
"Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up."
"War does not determine who is right - only who is left."
"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."
And also:
"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
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Post by CJ the Slightly Unhinged on Apr 4, 2010 1:50:01 GMT -5
On the early bird topic... a favorite poem of mine, by the spectacular Shel Silverstien.
"Oh, if you are a bird, be an early bird And catch a worm for your breakfast plate. Oh, if you are a bird, be an early bird. But if you are a worm? Sleep late!"
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Post by angel624 on Apr 5, 2010 11:30:11 GMT -5
The Brave Little Toaster
Lives there a man with soul so dead He's never to his toaster said: “You are my friend; I see in you An object sturdy, staunch, and true; A fellow mettlesome and trim; A brightness that the years can't dim.”? Then let us praise the brave appliance In which we place this just reliance. And offer it with each fresh slice Such words of friendship and advice As “How are things with you tonight?” Or “Not too dark but not too light.”
--Thomas M. Disch
I love that poem. ^^
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Welcome
Caught Dragon
Is that a breast hat?
Oh noes! Bob's losing control!
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Post by Welcome on Apr 5, 2010 23:01:16 GMT -5
Awwww, cute! If only my toaster would listen to me.
"Raising teenagers is like being pecked to death by a chicken." -From this... embroidered cloth thing my aunty gave us.
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sigridbrawnhide
Viking
Is that dragon in a kilt?
"And now we are spinning. Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile."
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Post by sigridbrawnhide on Apr 9, 2010 9:08:45 GMT -5
"Mr. Cop-per, I swear!! It was pre-meditated murder, not molestation!!" -This strange woman I call 'Mother'
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Post by angel624 on Apr 9, 2010 14:54:45 GMT -5
"I'M A MAN, MISTAH WHIPPLE!!!" ~A drunk guy from some episode of Twilight Zone
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Post by luigigirl on Apr 12, 2010 17:58:31 GMT -5
"Forget the dog, beware of the kids!" ~ Some door sign my mom bought
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